I babysat a young girl a couple weeks ago who was curious about my growing belly. She kept asking if the baby was kicking, how big she was, etc. until one day when we got into a conversation about what the baby will look like once she's born. The first question was simple enough, "Will she be blond?"
"Probably," I answered, "Spud and I are both blond, so she has a good chance of being blond."
"What if she comes out Canadian?" she asked, completely serious.
I laughed, "Canadian?! Well, what's the difference between Americans and Canadians? I.. I don't even know what that means!!"
She laughed too and said in that great "kid-voice", "I don't know! Ok, well what if she comes out black?"
That one really got me going and I couldn't even speak, so she filled in the rest of the story for herself.