Things I never thought I would do once I had a child:
-Steady the end of a baby bottle on my chin so I could use my right hand. For Cheezits.
-Go to the bathroom and feed/hold the baby at the same time.
-Actually utter the words, "She has nothing to wear!" even with a wardrobe full of clothes.
-Get a shower, put on makeup, and not feel bad about leaving her in the crib and turning on the monitor. (Asleep, of course)
-Rely on a sea horse to lull her to sleep - the ONLY thing that works!
-Be able to hum those songs that said sea horse plays over. And over. And over. And over. Again.
-Let her sleep in our bed.
-Pull a travel bed up to the side of our bed and let her spend the night in our room while the freshly painted Tinkerbell bedroom stays empty.
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